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| I'm so sexy |
| 03.07.04 (5:31 pm) [edit] |
I'm too sexy for my shirt..
Too sexy for this skirt...
So sexy it just hurts...
Sometimes...I'm even just too damn sexy for my blog
But don't worry, I'll be posting more soon :D . In the meanwhile you can leave some love and feed the sexiness!
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| Lick my Taint |
| 03.05.04 (6:03 am) [edit] |
Maybe I should have made "Lick My Taint" the title of my blog?
Wow..so it's been a while since I last posted. But things have been moving pretty fast ::not really:: what with school and work ::and sleep and video games:: I've just been way too busy.
I've started on that whole "6 Week Body Makeover" thing so that I can get back into shape and start going by a routine again. It's so difficult actually taking the time to workout and do cardio when you don't have a team of people there to work out with you and make it fun. My schedule is all out of whack...I've started back dieting so that I can go into a cardio cycle and then build those beautiful muscles.
Other than that I've just been making friends and relaxing. I did download Bit Torrent and it's pretty cool ::VERY cool::. I've been downloading stuff like crazy. Well, I just got in from work...and it's time for me to give the body some rest.
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| Will You Be My Valentine? |
| 02.12.04 (12:49 pm) [edit] |
Well...it's coming to V-Day and a lot of people don't have Valentines......sooo....why not have me as your Valentine this year?
[u][b]Spectacular Reasons to Have me As Your Valentine:[/b][/u]
I'm so cool
Ok..that's it XD.
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| Dave Chapelle Show: Damn Funny! |
| 02.12.04 (12:40 pm) [edit] |
DId anyone else watch that Dave Chapelle show about Rick James??? That guy was off tha chain..
"What did the 5 fingers say to the face?"
"SLAP!!"
The way he kept smaking up Charlie Murphy...hilarious. Definitely a spokesperson for the effects of drug addiction.
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| Marketing Class = The Best Sleep Ever |
| 02.12.04 (12:38 pm) [edit] |
I slept through about 80% of my marketing class today...and lemme tell you...it was wonderful. My grades are great ever since I've decided to be a slacker!
So many students were asleep in class...that the teacher agreed to let us out early if we just paid attention for 5 minutes. So I did that thing where you stare really hard and space out for those 5 minutes....amazing.
I basically don't have to go to Visual Basic class anymore since I have an A in it. The butt whoopage just never ends...
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| Another Onion.."Bush Bravely Leads 3rd Infantry into Battle" |
| 02.10.04 (10:50 am) [edit] |
from www.theonion.com
IRAQ-KUWAIT BORDER—As the U.S. Army's 3rd Infantry Division began its ground assault on Iraq Monday, President Bush marched alongside the front-line soldiers, bravely putting his own life on the line for his country by personally participating in the attack.
"Bush is the real deal, and when he talks about fighting for freedom, he means it," said Pvt. Tom Scharpling, 21. "He'd never ask one of us grunts to take any risks for our country that he wasn't willing to take himself."
According to reports from the front, many of the soldiers were initially suspicious of the president, doubtful that an Ivy Leaguer who once used powerful family connections to avoid service in Vietnam had what it took to face enemy fire head-on. However, Bush—or, as his fellow soldiers nicknamed him in a spirit of battlefield camaraderie, 'Big Tex'—quickly overcame the platoon's reluctance to having a "fancy-pants Yalie" in its ranks.
"Bush is the best soldier I've ever had the honor of fighting alongside," said Pvt. Jon Benjamin, 23. "I'd take a bullet for that man, because I know he'd take one for me if he had to."
Proving himself a worthy foot soldier, Bush has earned the respect of his fellow front-line combatants with acts of courage and heroism that one soldier called "a truly inspiring example of one man's commitment to the cause of liberty."
"Just yesterday, George stormed an Iraqi machine-gun nest when our sergeant took one in the belly," Pvt. Scott "Lumpy" Fellers, 20, told reporters. "We were pinned down, cut off from our division, and it looked like curtains for us all. Thankfully, George was there. He ran through heavy artillery fire and lobbed a grenade right into their bunker. If it hadn't been for him, God knows how many of us would've been coming home in body bags."
"It's not just any president who would risk his life like the nation's men in uniform do," Fellers added. "God bless him and everything he stands for."
Bush's courage, sources say, was evident from the earliest stages of the war's planning. Though the Pentagon initially wanted an air war with minimal ground combat, Bush quickly dismissed this strategy, insisting that the only way a true and lasting victory could be achieved was to go in and fight—dune by dune, village by village—until Iraq was finally free.
White House sources say Bush's decision to place his own life on the line for his country met with resistance from top military leaders.
"The Joint Chiefs of Staff kept telling him, 'Mr. President, we beg you—stay here in Washington, where it's safe.' But George was having none of it," said Maj. Gen. Buford Blount, commander of the 3rd Infantry. "He was adamant that if our boys overseas were going to risk their lives for liberty, he was going to do the same. And, by God, he proved himself a man of his word."
The president has only been in battle for less than a week, but he has already proven himself more than willing to put himself in the line of fire.
"The president carried me through an enemy minefield after my arm had been blown off by a mortar shell, blazing away with his pistol as he delivered me to safety," Pvt. Chris Adair said. "Then, after he'd gotten me to a medic, he went all the way back through that same minefield—carrying a 40-pound bag of ice the whole way—to retrieve my severed arm so the doctors could sew it back on. Now, thanks to President Bush, I'll still be able to play piano for the church choir back home in Appleton, just like I promised Grandma. He is truly an American hero."
Adair's comments were echoed by many of the soldiers fighting alongside Bush.
"I used to be cynical about politicians who are born into privilege and wealth. I thought, 'Sure, they talk a good game about our duty to protect democracy, but when push comes to shove, they'd rather send off the nation's poor, uneducated, and underprivileged to do the fighting for them,'" said Pvt. Frank Elkins, 19. "I always figured they'd rather see somebody else die in some foreign land than make that sacrifice themselves. But now I know I was wrong."
"There may be some folks out there, born silver spoon in hand, who'd act that way, but that ain't Bush. No, that ain't Bush," Elkins said. "He ain't no fortunate son."
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| Funny Onion |
| 02.10.04 (10:44 am) [edit] |
Ok Ok Ok...I know that I'm posting a lot of articles...but I see this as an easy way to archive the cool stuff I see online...
RAPID CITY, SD—Employees at Reynolds Business Machines are dying to tell sales representative Mark Tendulkar that he is about to be fired, sources reported Tuesday.
"I was out with [sales manager] Frank Lascowicz last Thursday, and he let slip that Tendulkar's cubicle would be free. It took some free rounds, but I got it out of him: Mark's out on Feb. 15," sales representative Jeff Wildner said. "Mark is such a total dick, and so incompetent, I don't know how I'm going to be able to keep it from him that long."
Wildner said it's not his place to break the news to Tendulkar, no matter how much he would love to.
"I'm just going to have to wait until the boss axes him," Wildner said. "But the writing's definitely on the wall for ol' Tendulkar."
Tendulkar has worked at Reynolds since 1999, but according to fellow employees, he has failed to meet his weekly sales quota for the past four months.
"Mark ought to know it's coming," sales representative Cory Fontaine said. "You'd have to be a deaf mute to have trouble selling a Canon 3200 after the price reduction, but he hasn't closed on one. Not one."
"He's totally unaware he's about to be thrown over!" Fontaine added. "I even heard him talking about needing a bigger desk yesterday. I'm dying!"
Since word of the firing spread, a sense of excitement has filled the office.
"I don't even want to go meet a client, in case the shit goes down while I'm out," Fontaine said. "It's all I can do to not tell him myself. Still, though, a small part of me wants it to be a total surprise when the ax comes down. The look on his face will be priceless!"
Several coworkers have nearly told Tendulkar what's about to happen, only to check themselves at the last second.
"Just today, Mark came in blaming me for something about some keyboard he ordered," secretary Gina Haney said. "I almost said, 'Unless you're taking that keyboard with you when you go, I wouldn't worry about it.'"
"Sayonara, sucker!" Haney added.
In spite of the wide circulation of the news, coworkers described Tendulkar as "blissfully ignorant."
Sitting in the sales pit, surrounded by his busy coworkers Tuesday, Tendulkar casually shelled pistachios as he circled loungewear items in a J. Crew catalog and browsed vacation packages on Orbitz.com.
Even Tendulkar's immediate supervisor said he's had a hard time keeping quiet.
"Mark came in all smug after selling a MultiPASS MP360," floor supervisor Andrew Miller said. "He said something like, 'Put another one in the win column for the Marksman.' I wanted to tell him that one $140 sale wasn't going to be enough to save his job, but protocol must be observed. I can't wait until Lascowicz sends him up the river."
As the firing approaches, Tendulkar's coworkers have been exchanging glances and trading jokes behind his back.
"Cory had a good one yesterday," Wildner said. "He threw Mark's coffee cup in the garbage and said, 'I don't think they have coffee in the unemployment line.' It was almost as good as when Tina [Lewis] walked in with two empty boxes and said she was going to go ask Mark if he needed them to pack."
When Tendulkar was late for work Tuesday, several of his colleagues reportedly gathered in his cubicle, appraised its contents, and made claims on his chair and desk lamp.
Not everyone is burning to tell Tendulkar the bad news.
"Mark's an okay guy," coworker Bill Davies said. "He's got some rough edges, but once you get to know him, he's all right. He just got married last summer, and he's still paying off the wedding. I hate to see anyone in that situation."
Tendulkar does not seem to be aware of Davies' comments.
"My sales have been pretty slow lately," Tendulkar said. "But with the economy as bad as it is, that's to be expected. I should be back on my feet by the end of March. Then, the Marksman will be back on top, looking down on all the little people. It kills me to be pulling in less than that bald little Davies runt."
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| Anger Cars |
| 02.10.04 (10:41 am) [edit] |
A funny [url="http://www.theonion.com"]"Onion"[/url] article...
DETROIT—With gas prices approaching $2 per gallon in some areas and gridlock on the rise, Detroit's three major automakers are stepping up development of their newest brainchild: the anger-powered car.
"By drawing a significant percentage of its motive power from the unbridled temper of the American motorist, the new anger-powered car will change, or at least take mechanical advantage of, the way Americans drive," General Motors vice-chairman Robert A. Lutz said. "We plan to have these furiously efficient machines careening down America's highways, byways, and sidewalks within two years."
Lutz said automakers have been researching fury fuels since the mid-1970s. As early as 1984, they began to look for ways to take advantage of the limitless supply of bad temper generated daily by American drivers—outrage currently vented wastefully into dashboards, steering wheels, and passengers.
An engine burning clean, white-hot hatred will release few harmful byproducts into the atmosphere—bad vibes and a small amount of water vapor will combine to be released in the form of human spittle. In addition, anger technology will turn the standard fuel-economy paradigm on its head: An anger-powered engine is actually more efficient in heavy urban traffic.
"The theory behind the anger-powered engine is actually quite simple," said Keith Cameron, chief engineer on General Motors' Project Instigator until January. "The average motorist traveling a clogged American highway produces hundreds of kilowatt-hours of negative energy per infuriating drive. The Instigator motor converts this emotional energy into kinetic energy by a process most drivers—people too goddamn stupid to use their goddamn blinkers when they change goddamn lanes—will never be able to understand. Just trust me, dumbasses, it works."
Cameron, who is currently serving a seven-year prison sentence for vehicular manslaughter and high-efficiency battery, added, "In the white-knuckled hands of the average American driver, it's an extremely powerful tool."
GM is currently developing two anger-powered cars, the entry-level Chevrolet Tantrum coupe and the larger, pricier Buick Umbrage. Ford has announced a multi-tiered move toward anger power, with plans to introduce anger/gasoline hybrid engines in the popular Lincoln Frown Car in 2006, to offer a de Sade option for its classic Mercury Gran Marquis in 2007, and to unveil a line of Acrimony family-sized cars and wagons in 2008. Daimler-Chrysler will resurrect the defunct Plymouth brand name with the reintroduction of the Plymouth Fury.
Anger power was first explored by Daimler-Chrysler, whose concept car, the Plymouth Violent, caused an uproar upon its introduction at the 1989 Detroit Auto Show. The Violent, more a seething showcase of technology and rage than a workable production car, achieved a remarkable 89 miles per gallon and hospitalized 19 auto-show attendees.
The anger-powered car will be aimed solidly at the middle of the market. Options such as semi-tinted glower windows, auto-locking brakes, and a baffling array of randomly blinking warning lights will be standard on all models.
"Production models will have angry-punch-absorbing energy-conversion pads in the dashboards, steering wheels, and driver-side doors," Chrysler Group chief executive Dieter Zetsche said. "Sound-sensitive materials in the cars' interiors will convert livid outbursts into motive power. And, because an angry driver is, in this case, a better driver, literally hundreds of anger- and performance-enhancing options will be available, including loud, ineffective mufflers, talk-station-only radios, truly intermittent wipers, steering wheels which imperceptibly tilt forward over the course of an hour, and excruciatingly well-heated seats."
Early consumer tests of the cars indicate that they perform beyond designers' expectations. The automotive press has been particularly enthusiastic about anger power.
"This bitch's bastard's whore went like a goddamn raped ape with me at the wheel," said Car And Driver's Brock Yates, who test-drove Daimler-Chrysler's Dodge Rammit pickup. "The vitriolic-assist brakes barely worked, the rear-view mirror found my bald spot every time, and the voice-response OnStar system mocked me for writing the script for Cannonball Run. I was getting 107 miles to the gallon when I T-boned that bus."
Car manufacturers have yet to determine a price for the rage-fueled vehicles.
"We have a delicate balance to strike," Ford Motor Company president Nick Scheele said. "The middle-income customer should be able to afford the car, but in order to increase engine efficiency, the price should be high enough to eat away at him the entire time he's driving. We're considering wildly fluctuating interest rates or a monthly payment rate that's pegged to the basketball standings."
Added Scheele: "I can assure you that there will be a model priced so that middle-class Americans who spend hours each week commuting between mid-level office jobs in the city and noisy, demanding families in the suburbs can afford it."
Fully anger-powered cars are expected to begin hitting American showrooms and other cars in summer 2006. If successful, the venture may vindicate the auto engineers still smarting over their brief and disastrous flirtation with love-and-happiness power, a trend that failed commercially and eventually petered out during the positive-energy crisis of the 1970s.
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| The Three Wise Men wre maybe...Women? |
| 02.10.04 (7:55 am) [edit] |
A CNN.com article....
LONDON, England (Reuters) -- The Three Wise Men who followed the star to Bethlehem bearing gifts for the baby Jesus may not have been all that wise -- or even men.
The traditional infant nativity play scene could be in for a drastic rewrite after the Church of England indulged in some academic gender-swapping over the three Magi at its General Synod in London this week.
A committee revising the latest prayer book said the term "Magi" was a transliteration of the name used by officials at the Persian court, and that they could well have been women.
"Magi is a word which discloses nothing about numbers, wisdom or gender embodied in the term," a Synod spokesman said on Tuesday after the revision was agreed by the Church of England's parliament which meets twice a year.
In the authorized 17th century King James bible used by up to 70 million worshippers in Anglican churches around the world, the gift-bearing visitors are referred to as "The Three Wise Men."
Now they are to be called just "Magi" and no longer gender-specific in the Anglican prayer book.
"Changing 'Wise Men' to 'Magi' seems to be an entirely sensible move," the Synod spokesman said.
The revision committee said: "While it seems very unlikely that these Persian court officials were female, the possibility that one or more of the Magi were female cannot be excluded completely."
There is no theological dispute about the gifts they brought -- gold, frankincense and myrrh -- but the prayer has been changed to use the word Magi on the grounds that "the visitors were not necessarily wise and not necessarily men."
Synod officials denied that the Church of England, a pillar of the Establishment in Britain, was being seized by an attack of political correctness and pandering to feminists.
The decision was greeted by mocking newspaper headlines like "The Three Fairly Sagacious Persons" and "Is it unwise to call the Magi men?"
On Tuesday, the Synod will be turning its attention to "Gender Neutral Titles."
Anglicans are debating whether words like "Chairman" can be replaced at committee meetings by more neutral words like "Chair."
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| So......Funny.... |
| 02.10.04 (7:53 am) [edit] |
An article from CNN.com
KNOXVILLE, Tennessee (AP) -- Less than a week after filing a class-action lawsuit because of her outrage over Janet Jackson's Super Bowl stunt, Terri Carlin believes she's made her point.
The Knoxville banker is withdrawing the suit filed last Wednesday in U.S. District Court against Jackson and Justin Timberlake, along with MTV, CBS and their parent company, Viacom.
The lawsuit had sought billions of dollars in compensatory and punitive damages.
Carlin alleged that she and others who watched the show during the Super Bowl were injured by the performers' lewd actions when Timberlake tore off part of Jackson's costume, exposing her right breast.
The notice of dismissal filed in federal court says Carlin wants to see if "remedial measures" announced by federal regulators and the companies involved succeed in preventing similar stunts.
Carlin and attorney Wayne A. Ritchie II, who filed the lawsuit on behalf of Carlin and has represented her for free, have received phone calls and mail from hundreds of supportive parents from across the country who wanted to be included in the suit, the notice states.
In the lawsuit filed on behalf of "all Americans," Carlin charged that Jackson's exposure and "sexually explicit conduct" by other performers during the halftime show injured viewers.
Jackson apologized for the incident, saying a red lace garment was supposed to remain over her breast when an outer garment was ripped away.
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| Graduation |
| 02.08.04 (12:38 am) [edit] |
Wowza...I just found out that if I went to the local college I could have gone to college for free as long as I'm undergraduate.....DOH! With the college that I'm at..I only have 1 more year of scholarship......how crappy....gotta graduate and then "shudders" pay.
Things are getting busy busy busy now in classes so I won't be able to post as much as I'd like. I did try to find some info on hypnotism so I could try it out...but I guess I didn't get the good info that DarkMood got XD. Oh well.....
Too bad that I can't rap. It would be nice to make it big.....except instead of buying all that expensive stuff I'd sit on my money like the miser that I am. I'd let people believe that I'd gambled all of my money away or something. Or maybe I would you blow it all and make my own country which I'm sure the U.S. would invade in no time because of my "Weapons of Mass Destruction" (which I'd actually have...b/c hey...what's the fun in having a country if you can't conquer?). ::joking of course::
Well, time for me to take a nap....if you haven't watched "Three O'Clock high" then I would suggest that you do....funny movie (especially if you like those teenage 80's films)
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| LSATs |
| 02.05.04 (11:59 am) [edit] |
Today seems to be one of those days when I'm just on a roll with humor. It seems that I'm on some sort of schedule...and every so many years I go through a change. I become more/less social, gain/lose hobbies...etc. I think that I'm hitting my "girlie" phase now b/c pink no longer offends me....in fact I welcome it. My humor has switched to being mainly dry humor...although I'm still a big fan of crazy humor. I wonder what ese will change.
I've decided that I want to take the LSATs. Anyone know any info on how I should prepare?
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| Biggest Horror Movie Body Count... |
| 01.31.04 (8:07 pm) [edit] |
On VH1...they say that the slasher movie with the biggest body count is "Freddy vs. Jason".......which I totally disagree with! I believe the biggest body count was in "Jason X"....seeing as [spoiler] he destroyed a whole space station [supposedly] full of thousands/millions of people.
I love horror films.....so I try to keep up with this stuff. Lately it's been difficult to find some good horror movies...especially since the video stores have started putting out independent [crappy] movies. Well they aren't all crappy..I like a lot of independent films...but some just should never be put in a rental store :evil: . Anyone have some suggestions on some movies I should check out? Or any good upcoming movies....
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| Quentin Tarantino |
| 01.30.04 (6:02 am) [edit] |
Man..I have got to get some of those [url=http://tarantino.webds.de/tar...]Kill-Bill figurines when they come out[/url] .......I'm such a geek..I know it...but I've gotta have them..so it is written...and so it must be!
I can't wait to see what's going on with this ww2 movie Quentin is working on....seems like it's going to be looong like Kill-Bill....so finally...I have some good movies to look forward to!
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| Bowflex recall after injuries |
| 01.30.04 (5:16 am) [edit] |
A CNN.com article...
WASHINGTON (AP) -- Hundreds of thousands of popular Bowflex fitness machines are being recalled because of safety problems that have resulted in more than 70 injuries, the government said Thursday.
The voluntary recall affects about 420,000 Bowflex Power Pro XL, XTL, and XTLU systems distributed by Nautilus Direct of Vancouver, Washington.
The Consumer Product Safety Commission says the machine's backboard bench can unexpectedly collapse when being used in the incline position.
There also are problems with the "Lat Tower," which attaches to the back of the bench and has a metal bar that the user can pull down to strengthen the upper body.
Nautilus Direct says the frame of the tower can weaken over time, twist forward and fall -- hitting the user in the back, head or shoulder.
Of the reports received, 59 people suffered injuries when the backboard collapsed. Another 14 were injured by the "Lat Tower."
The machines in question were sold nationwide from 1995 to 2003 for about $1,200 to $1,600, depending on the model. Consumers are advised to stop using the backboard bench in the incline position, and immediately cease use of the "Lat Tower."
"Most consumers are familiar with the Bowflex exercise machine," CPSC chairman Hal Stratton said in a statement. "If you have purchased a Bowflex, check to see whether it has been recalled. No one should take a chance and suffer a serious back or head injury while using a recalled product."
The head of Nautilus, Gregg Hammann, says free repair kits will be sent to consumers with the recalled home gyms. The kits consist of a steel bar that will reinforce the bench and a steel bracket that will give more support to the "Lat Tower."
Consumers can call Nautilus Direct at 1-888-424-3020 to receive the repair kit. Nautilus is also contacting owners of the machines by mail.
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| Lawyer guilty of mailing deadly snake |
| 01.30.04 (5:15 am) [edit] |
[i]A CNN.com article
Bob Sam Castleman, an attorney and former city judge in Pocahontas, Arkansas, and his son, Jerrod, were charged with mailing a cardboard box containing a venomous copperhead snake to a neighbor with whom they had feuded. The two pleaded guilty in federal court on Wednesday.
The wife of the man to whom the poisonous package was addressed opened the box and saw the snake, about 28 inches (71 cm) long, slither out. Police soon arrived on the scene in Pocahontas, about 140 miles (225 km) northeast of Little Rock, and shot the snake dead.
The elder Castleman faces between 27 months and 33 months in prison, while his son faces a longer term of between 31 months to 44 months on the same charge because he had a previous conviction. A sentencing date has not been set.
Both men tried to enter a guilty plea on Monday but the proceedings were delayed when both tested positive for illegal drugs.
Among the evidence presented to the court were fingerprints on the box that matched those of the accused and the carcass of the snake. Its fangs were intact, but its body had been sliced in half. [/i]
.......Crazy what some people will do...I mean the guy is a lawyer...you would think he'd have a little more sense. I could see if we were in Egypt a few centuries ago....then the whole snake thing might have worked out...but I mean really..this guy probably hears cases all day and the best idea that he could come up with was mailing a snake in a cardboard box...
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| Clay Aiken |
| 01.30.04 (5:10 am) [edit] |
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Ok, just a thought...I was watching TV and these women were talkoing about how "hot" Clay Aiken is...now..I don't mean to be a "hater"....but when I think of hot...Clay Akien just doesn't rank up there. I've heard that he can sing well (not an avid "American Idol" watcher) and that's all good and well......but as far as looks....weeeeellllll. Ok Ok Ok...I'm not going to "hate" on Clay anymore...I guess he's got something going on in that whole "Metro-sexual" way....and I mean...it must be working. He's definitely making a lot more money and having a lot more people fawn over him than I probably ever will...so maybe there's some magic in that old Clay Aiken charm...
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| Quizzes |
| 01.29.04 (2:04 pm) [edit] |
 You'll Fall in Love With A Libra!You value a drama free relationship, one which a natural pleaser Libra can provide. Your Libra wants nothing more than to be in love with you - and make you happy. While indecisive Libra may take a while to fall for you, once he / she does ... it's forever. To catch a Libra, simply be over the top romantic. Flowers, chocolates, wine, and bubble baths will give your Libra the luxury he / she craves. And you'll get pampered back in time. Libra may seem a bit cold and unresponsive at first. After a while Libra's become less and less guarded... And in the end, the most playful lover you'll ever know! What Sign Should Your Lover Be?More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva
 You Are a Gaijin Tarento!Ah, the status every gaijin (foreigner) longs to get - that of the gaijin tarento (foreign TV star). You're Japanese has to be up to snuff, and you've got to be willing to voice your weird political opinions. If you've got that down, you can be famous in Tokyo. While you think you may be respected for your foreign flava, the truth is that most Japanese see you as not much more than a zoolike spectacle. What's *Your* Japanese Subculture?
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| My Uterus is Trying to Kill me! |
| 01.29.04 (1:41 pm) [edit] |
It's days like this where I just hate being a woman. It's like my Uterus is some strange and evil being set on making my life hell for a few days every month. I don't really blame it that much though...I know it's just a hit man for "The Ovaries"...the diabolical masterminds behind the aptly named "Ovulation"...the precursor of their main evil plan.."Project Childbirth".
Thankfully I have my valient protectorate (Sir Extra Strength Tylenoliam and El Tampax Tampoinian) to help me survive the many torments of the Uterus. Too bad that you have to cross the 5 oceans of surgical pain and the point of no return to meet with the great magician "Hysterectomys"......
The war is being waged inside all of us women.....Who will win?
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| Quizzes |
| 01.28.04 (12:40 am) [edit] |
 Your Seduction Stye: "Fantasy Lover"You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you! Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter. You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover. Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva
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| '04 Presidential Elections: Who are you going to vote for? |
| 01.27.04 (11:22 pm) [edit] |
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I'm not sure who I'm voting for yet. Going to see how things ride out...
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| I AM OPTIMUS PRIME! It was meant to be.... |
| 01.27.04 (11:13 pm) [edit] |
Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
You are Optimus Prime!
Vast, red and ready to turn into a lorry at the slightest provocation, you are a robot to be reckoned with. Although sickeningly noble, you just can't resist a good interplanetary war, especially when Orson Welles is involved. You have friends who can shoot tapes from their chests. Tapes that turn into panthers. And other friends who are dinosaurs. Dinosaurs who jump out of planes. Will you have my children?
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| Missing my friend... |
| 01.27.04 (11:04 pm) [edit] |
Wow, it's been a while since I've talked to someone I consider to be one of my best friends (ie. I actually trust him and think he's cool). I decided to put his pics opn this page so that everytime I post, I'd think to contact him or of some way to make our friendship better.
I've been thinking that I need to reconnect with a lot of my old friends to just see what's going on. I'm just always selfish with my time and I guess not spending it on the people/places that are really important.
I have one more year of college and after this year who knows where everyone will be. I'd just like to make some lasting connections before I go into the adult world alone.
So if you need/want a new friends...holla...^_^
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| I am..THE GO GO |
| 01.27.04 (12:35 pm) [edit] |
You're Go-Go, you have two weapons a small knife
and a huge ball on a change that you can be
very deadly with. Though you're only seventeen
you're one of O-renshi's personal bodyguards
Which Kill Bill Character are you: Volume 1
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Backstabbing: 9
Dodgin': 7
Guts: 9
Magic Mojo: 3
Smackdown: 4
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My Best Friend
Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
Your Seduction Stye: "Fantasy Lover"
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